A PYRAMID SCHEME
NOT a pyramid scheme! It's a triangular opportunity structure!
BECOME RICH OVERNIGHT!!!
YOU HERE
MONEY FLOWS UP
"It's not a pyramid scheme because pyramids are in Egypt and this website is on the internet!"
HOW OUR PYRAMID OPPORTUNITY TRIANGLE WORKS!!!
STEP 1
Recruit your friends, family, and strangers from the internet!
STEP 2
They pay YOU to join our amazing opportunity structure!
STEP 3
REPEAT until you're swimming in cash like a cartoon billionaire!
* Disclaimer: This is totally not a pyramid scheme because we say so!
INTRODUCING $SCHEME COIN!!!
The REVOLUTIONARY digital currency that only goes UP*!
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TOKENOMICS: The fewer people who own it, the less valuable it is! That's why you need to tell EVERYONE to buy in NOW!
* Not an actual guarantee. Value may go down. Way down. Like, all the way down.
REAL* TESTIMONIALS FROM REAL* PEOPLE
* Not actually real
John "Real Person" Smith
Made $1,000,000 in just 2 days!!!
"Before joining this amazing triangle opportunity, I was poor and sad. Now I'm rich and everyone loves me! My cat even started talking to me and said I made a great financial decision!"
Jane "Definitely Exists" Doe
Bought 17 yachts last week!!!
"I was skeptical at first, but after giving all my money to this scheme, I somehow have more money than before! Math doesn't explain it! It must be magic or something!"
DON'T MISS THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!!
Join now before we're forced to change our business model due to "laws" and "regulations"!
* Results not guaranteed. Money may flow in the opposite direction than advertised.